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What you should not do during phonesex

Brenda Montour is a professional phonesex operator (PSO) whose frankness is harsh and (to be honest) highly intoxicating.  She makes no bones about how some clients can be a real pain in the ass. And, not in a good way.

“It’s a miracle that I don’t drink. There are a lot of people who just do not have any understanding of how sexy words can be if used properly. And so ugly when they aren’t. People have such unreal expectations that I find myself wanting to throw my phone across the room. Some keep doing it as if they believe it isn’t annoying.  I know they know it is – because I already told them so.  I want to scream to the rafters, don’t do it. Please do not be that guy!” she says as if begging for me to understand her plight.  I do.  

She explains what you shouldn’t do the best.

Temper your expectations and give what you say some thought. Trying to feel some stimulation when someone says, “Are you moist yet?” is highly difficult. Yes, even for someone like me.

And it makes no difference if you are using a landline or mobile phone.

Clients Who Do Not Know what SMS stands for are the worse.

phonesexIt means send SHORT messages dude!

The one client who seemed to not know what could be done in an SMS drives me crazy to this day. He had no idea what people can say and do in a short period of time to make a steamy session happen. By the time he had written his 1000 word response and I read it, the moment’s gone if you know what I mean.

Ironically he yelled at me over a short text message about this very thing. Turns out he didn’t want to pay more for every small text sent so he thought that sending one with 1000 words would save him money. Well, it might have saved him something but it wasn’t money.

Frugal masturbation, is it a thing?  The opposite of pay pig?  

Yes, sometimes even I can feel uncomfortable.

There was one client who made me truly uncomfortable because he had the audacity to call me an asshole (I am female?) over text when I told him I was not going to pretend to be younger. I am 18. Enuf Said! I have no desire to chat with anyone who is abusive and I tried to explain to him that this is illegal and not a service we provide. He used some other colorful language and accused me of being sexually biased.  This bothered me because I am sexually positive, however, I do have my limits. Abuse is not something that I tolerate and I am not into BDSM.  

Some clients are never satisfied, no matter how hard you try.

I don’t think that I ever had a client who hated things more than”Ted”. He hated everything I wrote, and he was never very courteous. He used nothing but profanity to the point that it was almost funny. It is really interesting when he is trying to make a whole sentence out of swear words. I laughed a few times, but he was still so pathetic that I actually had to drop him because I couldn’t take it anymore.

Most clients are not like that, but you have to realize how rough it can be sometimes.  It makes the things uncomfortable for everyone when a client is rude and obnoxious.  If there is anything you shouldn’t do during phone sex, it is that.  

 

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