Horny Girls Phone Numbers

Horny Girls Phone Numbers

A Fun Post Written by one of our clients that I just had to share!

Let’s just say he has a strange appetite for getting horny girls phone numbers.

In the kitchen today, Commander DAP is here to give you some hot advice about how to get horny people to chat with you. Get your pencils in hands and prepare to take some notes. Remember the commander in charge never repeats himself.

I am going to show you in three simple steps how to get a number:

Ingredients:

  • 3 buckets of white goo
  • 1 large wooden crate
  • 3 feet of rope
  • 3 fake bushes
  • 5 bags of shiny gravel

Set-Up:

1.) You will need to find a way to drill exactly ten holes in a large wooden crate. The holes can be anywhere on the top.

3.) Spring out some pretty penny to get realistic looking fake bushes and gravel. Girls can tell if something is name brand or off brand.

Steps:

1.) Create a large path to your house where we will simply call the ‘bush area’ for now. The shinier the rocks then the better off you are.  Girls are naturally attracted to shiny things like gold, coins, or pearls.

2.) The bush area needs to be any quiet place you can find. For an example, let’s just say the bush area is your front door. You need to set up a bush to hide yourself and two bushes to hide the large wooden box. Build some kind of level and pulley contraption to raise and lower the box. You should have plenty of rope to do this.

3.) Now put the white goo underneath the box and wait. The only thing a horny girl loves more than shiny things is good old fashioned cum! Once she reaches out to touch it is then when you will spring the trap and give her the real gift = you! Good job champ. Now all that is left to do is ask her for her number.

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